Well, it’s football season… If you’re a sports fan you are looking for bars with large screens and cold beer. If you’re merely dating a sports fan, you’re praying to the food gods for a bar that serves good food while you sit patiently through four quarters. You can thank the stars above, redline is not just a chicken wing sports bar, although the jumbo wings are mighty tasty. The lamb lollipops and lobster and shrimp beignets will keep your undivided attention all four quarters.
Breakfast shouldn’t stop just because it’s after 11am. What is this? McDonald’s? Absolutely not. At Ted’s, a throwback relic to the 60s, the tvs here have aluminum foil on the antennas, the walls have Gotham City marble, and they still use the recipe from the 60s to make their super thick malts… The only thing missing is a jukebox in the corner playing Elvis and a bobby-sock wearing girl doing the wop. Located right in Barracks Row, an easy walk from Capitol Hill and Navy Yard. You’ll love the Walk of Shame breakfast burrito, cheddar grits, the peanut butter bacon burger will confound and delight you and the Alabama smoked chicken will have you crooning a new tune. But to be fair start with the mini fried chicken and biscuit and mini sloppy joe and you will be glad you did.
Welcome to Vegas in Virginia!!! Here’s what to expect: Magnum-sized bottles of champagne delivered with a night club sparkler for $20 equals all-you-can-(and probably should)-drink mimosas, brought to your table by a midget in a Buggs Bunny or Superman costume while being carried by other waiters in an inflatable raft, all you can eat brunch from 10am – 3pm for $20, the top 100 dance songs turned up to nightclub volumes, fist pumping and random dance circles breaking out everywhere, projection tv screens and over 30 flat screen tvs throughout, hookahs… And to top it all off, the food is surprisingly good…
The raw bar features fresh oysters, spiced shrimp, crab legs, clams mussels and oyster shooters.
The brunch buffet includes a huge Bloody Mary station, sushi rolls, Key West Florida grouper, flatbread pizzas, fried chicken wings, tuna tacos, Mike C’s magic meatballs, an omelet station, roasted potatoes, Belgian waffles, prime ribs and everything else you thought you wanted for brunch.
Come if you want to be forever young and are ready to party like its 3am on a Saturday and not 3pm on a Sunday.
RSVP with Reese 